20. marca 2007 23:43:03 CET
I have been arrested by interpol, for being a fake dominatrix.
I am now in prison and writing from my cell on a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific ocean.
All these complaints from all the slaves got me in serious trouble.
The agents have been torturing me all night.
Asking me: " What is your real name?"
Piff! Paff! Across my face: "Tell us you are not Jessykapower"
Then the man who ordered the arrest walked in.
He said: "Jesus! What are you guys doing?"
We are trying to find out her real name chief.
Chief replies: My God, I did not get her arrested because I wish to know her real name, I got her arrested because I had complaints about her ass.
Many bdsm lifestylers have accused her of posting fake pictures of her ass.
Oh! Sorry chief, we will check that right away.
Chief replies: Yes let's compare all this evidence.
See this picture right here, it seems she has smaller bunns than on this one here.
So here I am chatting on their computer while they are trying to figure out if this is my real ass or not.
I wish they would offer me coffee though.
Well! I will chat more after my escape.
An army of amazon warriors are preparing to take me out of here
Later slaves
21. marca 2007 2:41:06 CET
Why call a lawyer when I can have my high heel warriors kick their asses?
