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• sidvicious

  
   

  31. marca 2008 23:32:37 CEST

  A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and says "Hey buddy, do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?" The pirate replies "Arrrrr, and it's driving me nuts."
• sidvicious

  
   

  15. apríla 2008 1:06:51 CEST

  Willy and Bob were sitting around talking one day, when Willy said "Hey Bob, remember last year, when we were out deer hunting, and we got caught in that bad rainstorm, and had to spend the night at that old farm widow's place? Be honest with me. Did you sleep with her?" Bob smiled a sheepish grin and said "Yeah, I did." Willy said "I thought so. And you used my name, didn't you? And told her you were me?" Bob said "Yeah, why? Did I get the old bat pregnant?" Willy replied "No, she died last month. She left me the farm and a million dollars."
• vpl_vp

  
   

  14. apríla 2008 5:02:34 CEST

  Hey, how are u doing today, am new to this online dating, so when i saw you and read through your profile i can see we are match and we can build a relationship that will lead to happy family home together that is why i contact you maybe we can get hooked up on yahoo messanger and talk more better, so i will hope to receive a message from you soon,but my email and yahoo messanger chatting is been attached with this email.
  my email: [email protected]
  My yahoo messanger chatting ID:magaluccy
  
  I WILL HOPE TO TALK WITH YOU SOON AND YOU CAN GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR EMAIL AND CHATTING ID AS WELL SO THAT WE CAN GET TALK BETTER,
  I HOPE TO TALK WITH YOU SOON
  lona
• Miss_Sin

  
   

  8. apríla 2008 22:24:10 CEST

  *Newsflash*
  A coven of dyslexic witches committed suicide today...... They just found out they spent the last 20yrs worshiping Santa!
• sidvicious

  
   

  8. apríla 2008 22:18:11 CEST

  A doctor goes to write out a prescription. He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a rectal thermometer, and says "Damn it, some asshole has my pen."
• Miss_Sin

  
   

  8. apríla 2008 20:52:06 CEST

  A Lady walks into a bar and orders a pint of bitter, a pint of dark mild and a pint of lager.
  
  She balances the pint of bitter on Her left shoulder, the pint of dark mild on Her right shoulder and the pint of lager on her head!
  
  The barman asks Her name......and She replies 'Beatrix'